Pimpin' Guantanamo Style

Are you getting tired of me pimping my wares?

Yeah?

Well tough shit, because I'm going to be doing it on a near daily basis for the remainder of 2011 going into 2012 (Well not daily, but pretty goddamn close.)

But this project, D*CKED edited by Greg Bardsley, Kieran Shea and Jedidiah Ayres - This one's special.

It's Special because Shea's holding my wife and daughter hostage until after I blog about this anthology

For the love of God help me!

The other reason is that my story, "The Many Loves of Art Snow", appears in it along with a gaggle of great crime writers.

Check out the full line up below:

PATRICIA ABBOTT
Patricia Abbott is the author of more than 75 stories in literary and crime fiction outlets. Recent stories appeared in Damn Near Dead, 2, Beat to a Pulp: Round One, Crimefactory, and Needle. She is the co-editor with Steve Weddle of Discount Noir. She lives and works in Detroit.

CAMERON ASHLEY
Cameron Ashley is the co-editor of Crimefactory (crimefactoryzine.com). He lives, writes and drinks in Brunswick, Melbourne.

JEDIDIAH AYRES
Jedidiah Ayres’s short fiction has appeared in Thuglit, Plots With Guns and Out of the Gutter magazine, as well as the anthologies Sex, Thugs, and Rock & Roll and Surreal South ’09. He is the screenwriter of Mosquito Kingdom and keeps the blog Hardboiled Wonderland.

GREG BARDSLEY
Greg Bardsley’s fiction has appeared in the anthologies By Hook or Crook: The Best Crime and Mystery Stories of the Year, Sex, Thugs and Rock & Roll and Uncage Me. Other stories have appeared in numerous journals and magazines, including Plots with Guns, Storyglossia, 3:AM Magazine, Out of the Gutter, Crimefactory and Pulp Pusher. His debut novel, Cash Out, will be published by Harper Perennial in 2012. Visit him at gregbardsley.wordpress.com

ERIC BEETNER
Eric Beetner is the co-author (with JB Kohl) of the novels One Too Many Blows To The Head and Borrowed Trouble. His award-winning short fiction has appeared in the anthologies Discount Noir, Murder in the Wind, as well as Needle magazine, Crimefactory, A Twist of Noir, Thuglit, Pulp Pusher and many more online fiction outlets. For more information and links to stories, visit ericbeetner.blogspot.com

TONY BLACK
Tony Black is Irvine Welsh’s favourite British crime writer. He is the author of the Gus Dury novels: Paying for It, Gutted, Loss and Long Time Dead. His new crime series featuring DI Rob Brennan begins in 2011 with Truth Lies Bleeding. He lives in Edinburgh. Visit him attonyblack.net

KEN BRUEN
Ken Bruen was a finalist for the Edgar, Barry, and Macavity Awards, and the Private Eye Writers of America presented him with the Shamus Award for the Best Novel of 2003 for The Guards, the book that introduced Jack Taylor. Among his many award-winning novels, London Boulevard is now being filmed, starring Colin Farrel and Keira Knightley, with Oscar winner William Monahan (screenwriter of The Departed) to write and direct.

JIMMY CALLAWAY
Jimmy Callaway lives and works in San Diego, California. You can find more of his writing atattentionchildren.blogspot.com

RACHEL CANON
Rachel Canon is the author of the political thriller, The Anniversary [Random House]. Her short stories include the winning entry in a contest that called for finishing a story started by Harlan Ellison, and her first published fiction was a mystery serial that appeared weekly in her elementary school newspaper. She lives and writes in Los Angeles.

HILARY DAVIDSON
Hilary Davidson’s first novel, The Damage Done [Forge, 2010], has been called a “razor sharp mystery debut” by Publishers Weekly, “Hitchcock writing for the hip Manhattan set” by Ken Bruen, and “a rich, haunting debut” by Megan Abbott. Her second novel, The Next One to Fall, will be published by Forge early in 2012. Hilary won the 2010 Spinetingler Award for Best Short Story for “Insatiable,” and her short fiction has appeared in anthologies including Beat to a Pulp: Round One and Thuglit Presents: Blood, Guts, & Whiskey. Before turning to crime, she was a travel writer and the author of 18 nonfiction books. hilarydavidson.com

JASON DUKE
Jason Duke is a Sergeant in the U.S. Army who served 15 months in Iraq between 2007 and 2009. His short stories have appeared in Plots with Guns, Thuglit, Spinetingler Magazine, Crimewav.com, Crimefactory, Darkest Before the Dawn and A Twist of Noir, among others.

BILL FITZHUGH
Bill Fitzhugh has been described as “of average height” and “not particularly fast in the hundred meters, though quick enough to escape capture that one time.” According to the New York Times, “He is the author of enough books to keep you busy for a while.” Confounding critics and readers alike, his series of stand-alone novels explores the dark underbelly of the world of testicle transplants, the international kitty porn industry, and pie-eating contests. His novel, I Think I Need My Stomach Pumped, features a new protagonist: Angus McNaughty, a loner and an alley cat, who travels only with a toothbrush and furball medicine. Fitzhugh lives in Los Angeles with very little hope of a decent future.

MATTHEW C. FUNK
Matthew C. Funk is a social media consultant, professional marketing copywriter and writing mentor. He is the editor of the Genre section of the critically acclaimed zine, FictionDaily, and a writer for FangirlTastic and Spinetingler Magazine. M. C. Funk’s work features at numerous sites online, indexed at his Web site, and in print with Needle Magazine, Howl, 6S and Crimefactory. He is represented by Stacia J. N. Decker of the Donald Maass Literary Agency.

HARRY HUNSICKER
Harry Hunsicker is the author of the Lee Henry Oswald mystery novels, Crosshairs, The Next Time You Die, and the Shamus Award Nominee, Still River. Hunsicker is an active member of the International Thriller Writers, the Mystery Writers of America, and the Private Eye Writers of America. In 2008 he served as the Executive Vice President of the Mystery Writers of America.

NANCY LEE PHILCOX
Nancy Lee Philcox lives in the San Francisco Bay Area and works as a graphic designer. She sings for The Shitfits (coming to a dive bar near you), enjoys motion graphics, animation, metal sculture, illustration, and painting. Nancy is the principal at Luminous Sky and Level Eleven™ where she hocks her design talent. You can see more of her diverse creations at level-eleven.com

SCOTT PHILLIPS
Scott Phillips is the author of The Ice Harvest, The Walkway, Cottonwood and Rut as well as The Adjustment, forthcoming from Counterpoint Press in 2011 and Nocturne le Vendredi, from les Éditions la Branche in 2011. He also is the author of the story collection, Rum, Sodomy and False Eyelashes. John Cusack and Billy Bob Thornton starred in the 2005 feature film of The Ice Harvest, which was adapted by Richard Russo and Robert Benton and directed by Harold Ramis. Phillips lives in St. Louis, Missouri.

KEITH RAWSON
Keith Rawson is a little-known pulp writer living in the alkaline desert wastelands of southern Arizona with his wife and very energetic three-year-old daughter. His stories have appeared in Plots with Guns, Pulp Pusher, CrimeWav.com, Bad Things, Powder Burn Flash, A Twist of Noir, Beat to a Pulp and many others. He is a frequent contributor to BSCreview and a staff writer at Spinetingler magazine. He also co-edits and publishes Crimefactory magazine.

MARK RICHARDSON
Mark Richardson works as a marketing writer in Silicon Valley. His short fiction has or will soon appear in Crimefactory, Switchback, Nth Position, and Thirst for Fire.

AL RISKE
Al Riske is the author of the novel Sabrina’s Window and the story collection Precarious. His stories have also appeared in Hobart, Switchback, Pindeldyboz, Word Riot, Blue Mesa Review, 34th Parallel, and the Beloit Fiction Journal. He has worked as a newspaper reporter, magazine editor, copywriter and ghostwriter. Born and raised in the Pacific Northwest, he now lives in California with his wife, Joanne, and their dog, Bodie.

MARCUS SAKEY
Marcus Sakey is the award-winning author of The Two Deaths of Daniel Hayes, The Amateurs and other critically acclaimed books. He lives in Chicago.

KIERAN SHEA
Entrepreneur and veteran of the blue-chip advertising shakedown, Kieran Shea has published short fiction in Ellery Queen, Plots with Guns, Thuglit, Pulp Pusher and Dogmatika.

OWEN SMITH
Owen Smith’s illustration clients include Sports Illustrated, Time, Rolling Stone, and The New Yorker, for which he has created 15 cover illustrations. He has recently completed work on a new children’s book for Simon and Schuster. Owen’s influences come from the WPA artists of the 1930s, Diego Rivera, and the lurid covers of pulp magazines and dime-store paperbacks of the 1930s and 1940s. His paintings have been featured in exhibitions in New York, Rome, and Milan, as well as solo shows in Los Angeles. In 1998, a set of mosaic murals Owen designed was permanently installed in a New York subway station at 36th Street in Brooklyn. Currently Owen teaches illustration at California College of the Arts and is designing permanent art for a historic San Francisco hospital, including murals, mosaic, and relief sculpture. Owen lives in Alameda California with his wife and two sons.

STEVE WEDDLE
In addition to being a writer, Steve Weddle is the editor of Needle: A Magazine of Noir and a founding member of DoSomeDamage.com. His website is steveweddle.com. He lives with his family in Virginia.

Yeah, it's an impressive line up and I will say this - "The Many Loves of Art Snow" is my favorite story which I've written to date. It's weird, it's funny, it's inspired by a painting owned by my fellow contributor, Scott Phillips.

So, make sure to pick up your copy today at D*CKED's Website (And go ahead and use one of these coupon's for an extra savings) (Oh, one other thing, Shea assures me that D*CKED will be available as an e-book in the next couple of days, so you e-reader people go ahead and take it easy before you get your panties in a bunch)

And while you're at, check out the official video trailer of D*CKED below