Thursday, April 22, 2010

More Needle shenanigans

I'm gonna keep this one brief tonight, folks. I'm way behind on a couple of projects, but I figured I'd start the night off with writing up a quick post for those fine whack-o's over at Needle magazine. In case you didn't know it, Steve Weddle and John Hornor Jacobs are running a contest over at the Needle site where if you catch somebody reading a copy of the magazine, all you need to do snap a picture of the offensive sicko, post the link to the site and Weddle will then draw three names out of a hat and the winners get a free copy of issue 2.
So, anyway, here are my entries:
























Yup, I'm a firm believer of always going for cute, so here's a picture of the toddler getting ready to make a run for it with my copy of Needle!!!



I'm also a firm believer in celebrity product placement. Here's Ace Atkins giving Needle the old once over (By the way, make sure to pick up Ace's newest novel, Infamous, because it's about as noir as it comes.)

So that's it tonight, folks. Remember to pick yourself up a copy of Needle!
(And while you're at it, go and read issue 2 of Crimefactory!)

Friday, April 16, 2010

ATTENTION WRITERS, JASON DUKE WANTS YOU!


Jason Duke, that crazy bastard......He's gone and set up a contest, but I figure I'll let him do the talking.

Talk to you later, Gang.

KR

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It's nice to get published, it's better to get paid. As writers, we know this all too well. My 15 minute claim to fame was an adventure for Dungeon Magazine that netted $100 bucks. I've been paid for other stories over the years, ten dollars here, twenty dollars there, but those are few and far between.

So why is it so fucking hard to get paid? I'm not the greatest writer. I'm good enough to get paid, but not the greatest. There are a lot of better writers out there, yet we're all in the same boat. Why? I think because there are so few paying magazines.

Which makes sense.

In the crime fiction circle, it seems books are even a hard sell nowadays. I hear firsthand from authors how hard they work to get word out about their books in the hopes of selling copies, authors like Anthony Neil Smith, Eric Beetner, Seth Harwood, Megan Abbott, Tim Maleeny, Nick Quantrill, the list goes on.

If books are a hard sell, then probably crime magazines too, right? Especially paying magazines. Sometimes, I wonder how publishers and magazines manage to stay afloat, because not all of them stay afloat, a lot of them sink. My hat's off to the ones that survive. Without them, no one would have a shot at getting paid.

Which brings me back to my point: it's nice to get published, it's better to get paid. There are a lot of great crime magazines available right now, mostly online, and some more prestigious than others, where writers like myself can get published, just not paid. Exposure is great, don't get me wrong. With everyone struggling to climb the same pay ladders, not everyone is going to make it, and exposure helps our ascent.

So what I offer is a shot at getting paid. Not just a token amount, either, at least I don't think so. I believe in karma. I believe in altruism. I consider myself a generous person. I try to be. If I have the cash, and life is good, I believe in spreading the wealth.

Every time I log on to Facebook, or read your blogs, or read magazines like Spinetingler, Thuglit, Plots With Guns, Darkest Before the Dawn, A Twist of Noir, I see this great community of fellow crime writers, all struggling to climb that ladder, all deserving to get paid.

A community looks out for each other, helps each other, encourages the other to aspire to something greater, to reach for and change the stars.

We all play our part in some way.

That is why I've decided to throw down some scratch for a crime fiction contest. The winner gets paid $50. The runner-up gets paid $25.

You know what?

Fuck that.

The winner gets paid $100 and the runner-up gets paid $50 bucks.

Call the contest whatever you want. I don't give a shit what it's called, but if someone comes up with something really catchy we'll run with it.

Everyone has a month to get their stories in. I think it goes without saying, only submit your best. We'll handle entries the same as other contests such as Daniel B. O'Shea's “Let Us Prey” fiction challenge, the “Recession” fiction challenge over on Do Some Damage, or the various contests hosted on A Twist of Noir. In other words, post your stories on your blogs, on A Twist of Noir, Darkest Before the Dawn, anywhere on the internet, email me the link at dm_jasonduke@hotmail.com, and we'll link them for the judges at Paul David Brazill's blog You Would Say That, Wouldn't You:

That's right, we have judges.

Excellent, qualified judges who know their shit. In the line-up are Aldo Calcagno, John McFetridge, Steve Weddle, and Stacia J.N. Decker.(Yes, that Stacia Decker.) They have very generously donated their time to read the entries and select two stories each. From those eight stories, David Hale Smith (Yeah, that David Hale Smith) has also generously donated his time to narrow the selection to four - two winners, and two runner-ups. From those four picks, I'll decide the winner and the runner-up. Yeah, I know I'm not as qualified or know my shit nearly as much as Aldo, John, Steve, Stacia, and David, but it's my fucking money, so ha.

Crime fiction only. It's broad, can mean a lot of different things, leaving it wide open, so if you ask me to explain what we're looking for I'm gonna put you in a fucking chokehold. Word limit on stories 2,000-3,500 words. I don't want them too short, but still quick for the judges to read.

The judges will have another month to narrow their selections. We will post the announcements on Paul's blog. Then I'll announce the winner and runner-up. Payment will be through paypal, money order, direct deposit, cash, however the fuck the winners choose to get paid. The winner and runner-up will also get published in Crimefactory, with a big thanks to the Crimefactory crew Keith Rawson, Cameron Ashley, and Liam Jose.

So what the fuck are you waiting for?

Get to it.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

The New Toy




You know, I really have a lot to do tonight.
Seriously, I shouldn't even be thinking about blogging.
What I should be doing is wrapping up a few stories, a few book reviews, a couple of print interviews, and prepping for my next video interview. (Which happens to be with Mississippi novelist, Ace Atkins, who is, by the way, appearing at the Poisoned Pen in Scottsdale, AZ on Tuesday the 20th to promote his latest novel, Infamous. So make sure to stop on by the store at 7 PM.) But, no, I'm down in the living room, a cup of coffee close at hand and I'm writing about the TOY.

What is the TOY, you ask?

Well, like 92 million other Americans (BTW, I'm thinking Steve Jobs and the good folks at Apple are exaggerating those numbers just a tad bit?) I got suckered into buying an iPad. And not just one, but two, because there was no way in hell I was going to share with the wife

But I'll be honest with you, gang, I don't really feel like I was suckered into anything, I just really, really wanted one. And believe me when I tell you this, me and the wife, neither one of us is real big into keeping up with the Jones. We're not the type of family who has to have the newest gadget and the nicest cars on the block so that we can brag to the smucks next door that we're up to our eyes in debt, but damn we look good and have really nice stuff that we don't actually own. But we have been wanting to upgrade to new laptops for awhile, so we went for it.

I'm five days into iPad ownership and I've written a couple of stories on it, including my piece for Patti Abbott's newest Flash Fiction Challenge, details of which can be found right HERE, and my newest story at the always excellent A Twist of Noir. Plus, the resolution on the thing is so damn sharp and the print's so clear, I now fully realize why Amazon was so damn scared of this thing. Because guess what, the TOY has pretty much made the actual Kindle reader obsolete. (You can download the Kindle App for free and all the books you've purchased will be in your library, so you don't really need to worry that you wasted money.)

So, anyway, enough said about that, I just needed to get that out of my system.

But before I go I do want to do a little pimping.

If you're one of my two or three readers, you'll know I'm a pretty big fan of Anthony Schiavino. In case you don't know who Anthony is, he runs the website Pulptone and publishes his comic book Sergeant Zero under the Pulptone banner. Well a few days ago, Anthony released an alternate cover of issue #1 of Sergeant Zero. You can find the link to pick up a copy of the comic right HERE at the Pulptone mini-site and make sure to take a look at this cool trailer bellow.

Alrighty then, time to hit the sack.

Thursday, April 8, 2010